macam takda masalah

Assalamualaikum!
Great things happened to me today. Situation, in class.
Lecturer showing us a slide full of picture on happiness.
Lecturer: Kamu stress ka sekarang? Muka semua masam-masam. Sebab thesis ka?
*majority nodded*
Lecturer: Sebab itu saya tak berani sapa kamu semua. Muka masam. Kamu relaks sikitlah. Happy2.
Me: Ei, saya selalu tegur Mr. ***.
Lecturer: Ya, saya kenal kamu. Kamu selalu senyum. Macam takda masalah.
Me: Aish banyak masalah *smile*

If I put this in my cv, 100% chance dapat kerja ka?

Oh that is the first one. This is the second one.

Made my day. How about you?